How to know she is not the one

This is how you know she is not the one...


1. She puts sugarcane in fruit salad
2. She has a nyahunyo in her handbag.
3. Instead of saying goodnight babe, she says "strong mtu wangu"
4. She introduces you to her pals as "huyu ni chali wa me".
5. Her legs are more hairy than yours.
6. She eats her toe nails & calls it pedicure.
7. She sleeps in a bamburi cement T-shirt.
8. Wrestling is her favorite tv show.
9. When u ask her how she is doing she replies "hakuna wow wow"
10. You tell her how much you love & treasure her... that she is your sweetheart.. she replies "WAZI WAZI MSEE WANGU, HAINA PRESSURE", ama hakuna mbbbrrrrrrcha!