God is Watching You

• You buy panties at Muthurwa market you come to Facebook and write "I love Victoria Secrets" #GodIsWatchingYou
• Eating Ugali with the smell of your neighbour's soup and updating **Enjoying my Shawarma"  #GodIsWatchingYou
• Heading to your shags and stranded at Machakos Country bus and you update "Flight Delayed" #GodIsWatchinYou
• You are drinking Flying Horse and Yokozuna yet you update "Johnny Walker on the rock" #GodIsWatchingYou
• You added in your education ati you studied ABROAD yet you dont even have a passport  #GodIsWatchingYou
• You traveled from Ocha to town and you update *****I love travelling the world*** pssht!!  #GodIsWatchingYou
• You use rubber bands to hold your phone yet you update *** I just love my Samsung Galaxy** #GodIsWatchingYou
• Hakunanga stima kwenu but wen there are no lights in the estate, you are the first to update, "Damn KPLC or F*#k KPLC  #GodIsWatchingYou
• You are home watching Inspekta Mwala, you update "At Nakumatt Galleria watching The Hangover 4" (which has never is not yet out)..remember #GodIsWatchingYou
• Your boyfriend has left your house on a boda boda and you update "Drive carefully boo" #GodIsWatchingYou
• You know nothing about football but if Chelsea beats Barcelona you update ....... "Blues 4eva!" #GodIsWatchingYou
• Your mum sells Kerosene and your Dad sells Palm oil and you update on Facebook "My parents are into Oil and Gas now" You know  #GodIsWatchingYou
• You don't even have DSTV and you updating "BBA just started" ...  #GodIsWatchingYou
• Your boyfriend buys underwear for you and another guy is taking them off  #GodIsWatchingYou
• You borrow your friend BB just to update status Via Blackberry #Godiswatching u
• You are in a room apartment with your 7siblings & parents watching black and white Tv and you update ..**Chillimg in my crib****  #GodIsWatchingYou
• You just finished 4th round and tweeted **the Lord is my strength**  #GodIsWatchingYou
• You go to KFC to use their toilets then you update **Chilling at KFC** #GodIsWatchingYou  
• Your parents wanted a kid for 10yrs and you came. They named you Blessing. You changed it to **Hotshizzle**  #GodIsWatchingYou
• You update I love u boo and only u..and 25guys replied privately "Thanx luv"  #GodIsWatchingYou