Gamarjobat - Amazing Comedy Duo

This is by far the best acts I have watched online. These guyz got me going. Perfected art

How to know she is not the one

This is how you know she is not the one...


1. She puts sugarcane in fruit salad
2. She has a nyahunyo in her handbag.
3. Instead of saying goodnight babe, she says "strong mtu wangu"
4. She introduces you to her pals as "huyu ni chali wa me".
5. Her legs are more hairy than yours.
6. She eats her toe nails & calls it pedicure.
7. She sleeps in a bamburi cement T-shirt.
8. Wrestling is her favorite tv show.
9. When u ask her how she is doing she replies "hakuna wow wow"
10. You tell her how much you love & treasure her... that she is your sweetheart.. she replies "WAZI WAZI MSEE WANGU, HAINA PRESSURE", ama hakuna mbbbrrrrrrcha!

God is Watching You

• You buy panties at Muthurwa market you come to Facebook and write "I love Victoria Secrets" #GodIsWatchingYou
• Eating Ugali with the smell of your neighbour's soup and updating **Enjoying my Shawarma"  #GodIsWatchingYou
• Heading to your shags and stranded at Machakos Country bus and you update "Flight Delayed" #GodIsWatchinYou
• You are drinking Flying Horse and Yokozuna yet you update "Johnny Walker on the rock" #GodIsWatchingYou
• You added in your education ati you studied ABROAD yet you dont even have a passport  #GodIsWatchingYou
• You traveled from Ocha to town and you update *****I love travelling the world*** pssht!!  #GodIsWatchingYou
• You use rubber bands to hold your phone yet you update *** I just love my Samsung Galaxy** #GodIsWatchingYou
• Hakunanga stima kwenu but wen there are no lights in the estate, you are the first to update, "Damn KPLC or F*#k KPLC  #GodIsWatchingYou
• You are home watching Inspekta Mwala, you update "At Nakumatt Galleria watching The Hangover 4" (which has never is not yet out)..remember #GodIsWatchingYou
• Your boyfriend has left your house on a boda boda and you update "Drive carefully boo" #GodIsWatchingYou
• You know nothing about football but if Chelsea beats Barcelona you update ....... "Blues 4eva!" #GodIsWatchingYou
• Your mum sells Kerosene and your Dad sells Palm oil and you update on Facebook "My parents are into Oil and Gas now" You know  #GodIsWatchingYou
• You don't even have DSTV and you updating "BBA just started" ...  #GodIsWatchingYou
• Your boyfriend buys underwear for you and another guy is taking them off  #GodIsWatchingYou
• You borrow your friend BB just to update status Via Blackberry #Godiswatching u
• You are in a room apartment with your 7siblings & parents watching black and white Tv and you update ..**Chillimg in my crib****  #GodIsWatchingYou
• You just finished 4th round and tweeted **the Lord is my strength**  #GodIsWatchingYou
• You go to KFC to use their toilets then you update **Chilling at KFC** #GodIsWatchingYou  
• Your parents wanted a kid for 10yrs and you came. They named you Blessing. You changed it to **Hotshizzle**  #GodIsWatchingYou
• You update I love u boo and only u..and 25guys replied privately "Thanx luv"  #GodIsWatchingYou

Man stuck after being caught with someone's wife

Holy Molly!!!!

Abigail and Brittany ~ Conjoined twins

This is by far the most moving decision. 
God bless them