Kikuyu Parents

Wairimu had not been to the house for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father chased her out:"Where have you been all this time, you idiot! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mom through??!!

The girl, crying: "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..."

"WHAT? Out of here prostitute, you shameless harlot, sinner, you're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again! ...out"

"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this fur coat and title to a mansion, a savings account certificate of $5 million for my little brother, and for you, Daddy, this gold Rolex, the spanking new BMW that's parked outside and a lifetime membership to the Country Club an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and ..."

Now what was it you said you had become?
"Girl, crying again: Sniff, sniff "A prostitute Dad!”. Sniff, sniff
"Oh! Gee - you scared me half to death, my daughter! I thought you said "a Protestant".

Come here and give your old man a hug!"