February 22, 2012

Bend Over Theories



It's true that.....


When a Village gal BENDS OVER,she must be collecting firewood.

When a Luo gal BENDS OVER,shes collecting stones to throw.

When a Kalenjin girl BENDS OVER, shes about to compete in a race.

When a Kisii girl BENDS OVER, shes trying to cheat in exams using mwakenya on her slippers.

When a Coast gal BENDS OVER, shes simply sweeping the floor.

When a Church gal BENDS OVER, the lord is pleased with her prayers.

When a Nyeri gal BENDS OVER, be careful she might be searching for a panga to slash somebody

When a Nairobi girl BENDS OVER, the whole club goes CRAAAIZY...!!

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