A married lawyer had sex in his car and forgot the girl's panties in his car.
His wife saw the panties in the back seat, tore it apart screaming "What's this?"
He calmly replied, "You just destroyed the evidence of a rape case, worth millions that I'm handling.
She quickly went on her knees apologizing.
Do you call him Smart, A Good Lawyer or A Damn Good Liar?
It's true that.....
When a Village gal BENDS OVER,she must be collecting firewood.
When a Luo gal BENDS OVER,shes collecting stones to throw.
When a Kalenjin girl BENDS OVER, shes about to compete in a race.
When a Kisii girl BENDS OVER, shes trying to cheat in exams using mwakenya on her slippers.
When a Coast gal BENDS OVER, shes simply sweeping the floor.
When a Church gal BENDS OVER, the lord is pleased with her prayers.
When a Nyeri gal BENDS OVER, be careful she might be searching for a panga to slash somebody
When a Nairobi girl BENDS OVER, the whole club goes CRAAAIZY...!!
