Who is Hu?

We all think Presidents are smart? Well think again. I was sent this clip by a friend - Sharon Maingi - sometimes back and I didn't get time to watch it until today morning. Boy did it get me going. I hope you get entertained too.

Bust of the year - Oh My God.....lol

This exactly how cheating spouses need to be busted.
This whole incident unfolded via a call made from one of our local radio stations. This lady gets busted for cheating on husband with the boss. This is how the conversation went. I tried my best to write down the conversation.
Download the Audio file from here >> Oh My God
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Ciku: "Your boss"
Agnes: "Ok"
Ciku: " I think we met last year sometime"
Agnes: "Yes, We did"
Ciku: "Now, the reason am calling is because of my husband. Ave been hearing some things about you and him"
Agnes: "What have u been hearing?"
Ciku: "Been hearing that your relationship is a bit more than just a working one"
Agnes: "No no no no no that's not true at all"
Ciku: "Yo not having an affair with my husband?"
Agnes: "Noo..No, I can't do such a thing"
Ciku: "Now Agnes, There's something u need to understand I haven't called you to fight with you."
Agnes: "m mm"
Ciku: "I haven't even called you to make any accusations."
Agnes: "m mm"
Ciku: "I have just called to give you some information which I think is going to help you. You know am a saved woman"
Agnes: "m mm"
Ciku: "And I let the Lord guide me in all the decisions I make and everything I do"
Agnes: "m mm
Ciku: "And that's the reason am calling you. Am just calling to warn you"
Agnes: "uh huh"
Ciku: "That my husband has been diagnosed with something very serious"
Agnes: "Whats what is it?
Ciku: "He is HIV +ve"
Agnes: "Ghai...Are u serious?"
Ciku: "He is +ve, he has also infected me, am also +ve"
Agnes: (sigh)
Ciku: "So when I heard that there's something may be possibly happening with the two of you I thought, oh no... not another person(Agnes: "Oh my God") to have to live like the way I am"
Agnes: "Oh my God........Oh my God"
Agnes: "I don't know what to te...Oh my God!!"
Shiko: "I told you its not a fight I was just concerned about you and your well being"
Agnes: "Oh my God"
Agnes: "I don't....Oh my God"
Ciku: "Have you been using any protection with him?"
Agnes: "No, Oh my God"
Ciku: "I suggest you go and get tested because...(Agnes: "Oh no")...am so sorry but"
Agnes: "Oh my God"
Ciku: (sigh) "Thats the situation and I just wanted you to know"
Agnes: "Oh my God (breath in)...Oh my God"
Ciku: "Am even here with my doctor, why don't u talk to him, he will give u more information"
Agnes: (sigh)
Agnes' Hubby: "Hallo"
Agnes: "Yes"
Agnes' Hubby: "Are you......Are you serious?
Agnes: "Who am I speaking to"
Agnes' Hubby: "Agnes who...Agnes r u serious?"
Agnes: "Oh my God"
Agnes' Hubby: "What? Stop saying Oh my God. Are you serious
Agnes: "Uh...."
Agnes' Hubby: "What?
Agnes: "Its its not what you thinking"
Agnes' Hubby: "What do u mean? Ave heard everything"
Agnes: "Oh my God..wh...am confused..whats going on?"
Agnes' Hubby: "Don't ask...don't talk to me like that..wh...uh..nkt!!
Agnes: "I I don't know whats going on please"
Agnes' Hubby: "Ok wait wait ..what?"
Agnes: "Oh my God"
beep beep beep(Agnes disconnects phone).........

Super Stunts..lol

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Facebook status messages for you

Not all of them are original compositions but quite a number are. Do you have some more?

• I noticed a friend's Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him.
• I used to be normal until I met those losers I call best friends
• There comes a time in life when you walk away from all the pointless drama and the people who create it. Surround yourself with people that add meaning to your life. Life is too short to be wasted on controlling, insecure, jealous and unstable people
• Why do I have this funny feeling that other people slept with Akuku Danger's wives more than he did?
• Am joining the army. I hear its a great way of meeting people. Then killing them
• Computer geeks never die. They just go offline.
• The theory going around. "Nice gals are ugly, Hot gals are bitches, Cute gals are lesbians
• Jade Jela (your facebook names) likes your profile and 1,184(the number of facebook friends) other profiles
• Do not consider this as a status message. I dont have anything in my mind right now
• If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident
• Africa is a continent and not a country. And No, I cannot speak African
• The greatest danger could be your stupidity.
• Never tell your problems to anyone. 20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them
• No one goes to heaven with a stolen Bible.
• Innocent until proven guilty
• Home is not a place its a feeling!
• Very excited yet very broke
• You say it best wen you say nothing at all
  
• If I was a boy/girl...