Harambee stars

Judge to child: Do you want to live with your mother?

Child: No Judge: Why?

Child: She beats me.

Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad?

Child: No

Judge: Why not?

Child: He beats me too.

Judge: So who do you want to live with?

Child: Harambee Stars.

Judge: WHY??

Child: They never beat anyone!