Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to myhusband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:
'If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paperand rub it between them for afew seconds every day
'Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood infront of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
How long will this take?' I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over theyears?'
Without missing a beat he said 'Worked for your bum, didn't it?'
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through astraw.
Stupid, stupid man
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