April 7, 2009

Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to myhusband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:

'If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paperand rub it between them for afew seconds every day

'Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood infront of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

How long will this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over theyears?'

Without missing a beat he said 'Worked for your bum, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through astraw.

Stupid, stupid man

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