March 5, 2009
KBL'S New Warnings
Heard some rather disturbing news........In order to comply with a new law, KBL will now be required to display a health warning on all their bottles of brew.
These are the top 14 on the list......and the symptoms must indeed sound familiar to some of you!!
14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
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chick you make it sound bad but tuko tu keroro 4 life
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