Salaries

Which type do you associate yours with?

Onion Salary You see it, you grab it... then you cry!

Bastard Salary Doesn’t help you in anything, just makes you suffer,But you can’t live without it!

Diet Salary Makes you eat less each time

Atheist Salary You doubt its existence!

Magic Salary You make a few moves and voila, it disappears!

Storm Salary You don’t know when it’s coming and how long it’ll last

Black Humour Salary You laugh so you don’t cry!

Conservative Salary Takes your inspiration away!

Impotent Salary When you need it the most, it fails you….

Menstrual Salary Comes once a month and lasts about 3 days

Walt Disney Salary It’s been frozen for 30 years!

Premature Ejaculation Salary Just when it starts, it’s over!