Kenyan tricks...deadly

Mwangi and Maundu wanted to go out drinking, but they only had Ksh. 200 between them.

Maundu said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Mwangi said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all."

Maundu replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."

They went into the Velvet Lounge where Maundu immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels. Mwangi said, "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!" Maundu replied, with a smile, "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!"

They downed their drinks. Maundu said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth bar, Mwangi said, "Maundu, I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"

Maundu said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar!"