50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex - GUYS SPEAK OUT
Preface: YES, there are other groups that list all the mistakes men make, and YES, we are aware that they exist, but they are not important in this group... focus around here is only around the funny ass mistakes that women make. This is according to men and I had nothing to do with it.......
Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you.
Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time.
Leaving him responsible for your orgasm.
Expecting him to cuddle.
Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms.
Expecting him to always lay on the charm and romance.
Being selfish in bed.
Using Cosmo as a sex bible.
Whining when he pushes your head down on his cock instead of stroking your hair.
Not moving at all. Missionary is not an excuse to do nothing
Expecting him to undress himself with any amount of grace.
Not shaving your legs.
Allowing your crotch to resemble the Amazon.
Assuming that sex means a relationship.
Withholding oral sex just because you're ragging.
Expecting him to figure out what you like by what noise you make.
Leaving condoms up to him
Getting your undies in a bunch when he talks dirty.
Refusing to be spontaneous.
Dissing quickies because it's not some slow sensual ordeal.
Being too much of a pussy to tell him what is or isn't acceptable before you start bumping uglies.
Expecting him to undress you.
Undressing in the dark.
Refusing to get on top. There's no reason men should have to do all the work.
Getting that bored look on your face.
Expecting him to do all the touching when you're riding him
Being too afraid to guide your partner's hand when he's touching you.
Getting into bed, getting naked, fooling around and then deciding that you just want to cuddle, then getting offended when he doesn't.
Refusing to let him take control. So you are a feminist. Big fucking deal. Letting him call the shots doesn't make you any less of one.
Refusing to take control. It's ok to crawl across a bed to him on all fours, push him down and crawl on top. It's not his responsibility to start things all the time
Forgetting that he has a body that likes to be touched, too.
Ignoring his balls.
Leaving him to his own devices. Nothing is worse than a girl who gets you most of the way off and then bolts because she doesn't want to deal with the mess.
Launching into some speech about not being an object for sex when he tries to titty fuck you.
Expecting him to handle you like a porcelain doll.
Refusing to try things in the name of "making love".
Taking things way too seriously.
Throwing a bitch fit when he asks for a threesome.
Continuing a blow job knowing that you have god-awful cotton mouth.
Nails. It's one thing tracing them up and down your partners back. It's another when you snag the goods with a claw.
Bitching when you get jizz on you.
Not making any noises at all. Moan. Scream his name
Faking orgasms. Just. Don't.
Not washing before sex.
Anything that involves inserting anything into his body that he has not specifically approved beforehand.
Refusing to use oils/whipped cream/other messy but fun things because you have these rare Egyptian cotton sheets that were made by hand by the only person alive capable of sewing that pattern.
Doing all of your before bed things before sex.
Cleaning up after sex.
Making a big deal out of it if he loses his hard on.
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