April 26, 2006

Ally McBeal Quotes





















Sometimes...when you hold out for everything, you walk away with nothing.
Today is going to be a...less bad day. I can feel it. Sometimes I wake up and know everything is going to be...less bad·
You know what makes my problems bigger then veryone else's? They’re mine.
I have to believe that it works...that when two people come together they stay together. I have to take that to bed with me at night even if I'm going to bed alone. That's a McBealism.
We're women; we have double standards to live up to
"If you think back and replay your year, if it doesn't bring you tears either joy or sadness, consider that you are wasted."
“If women really wanted to change society, they could do it. I plan to change it. I just want to get married first.”
“I really hope he calls today, so I can hang up on him.”
“I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.”
I'm not ashamed of wanting somebody to love -- I never have been, because I had it once. But maybe I never really had it.
Where does it say that women can't act like men sometimes? I saw a cute piece of meat and I said to myself, you only live once. Be a man
Men are like gum; after you chew them awhile they loose their flavor

Being Twenty-Something




Being Twenty-Something (This puts it all into words perfectly). They call it the “Quarter-life crisis.” It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are a lot of things about yourself that you didn’t know and may not like.

You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you barely know where you are now. You start realizing that people are selfish and that maybe those friends that you thought you were so close to aren’t exactly the greatest people you have ever met and the people you have lost touch with are some of the most important ones. What you do not realize is that they are realizing it too and are not really not really cold or catty or mean or confused as you.

You look at your job. It is not even close to what you thought you would be doing or maybe you are looking for one and realizing that you are going to have to start at the bottom and are scared. You miss the comforts of college, of groups, of socializing with the same people on a constant basis. But then you realize that maybe they weren’t so great after all. You are beginning to understand yourself and what you want and do not want.

Your opinions have gotten stronger. You see what others are doing and find yourself judging a bit more than usual because suddenly you realize that you have certain boundaries in your life and add things to your list of what is acceptable and what is not. You are insecure and then secure. You laugh and cry with the greatest force of your life. You feel alone and scared and confused. Suddenly, change is the enemy and you try and cling on to the past with dear life but soon realize that the past is drifting further and further away and there is nothing to do but stay where you are or move forward.

You get your heart broken and wonder how someone you loved could do such damage to you or you lie in bed and wonder why you can’t meet anyone decent enough to get to know better. You love someone but maybe love someone else too and cannot figure out why you are doing this because you are not a bad person.

One night stands and random hook ups start to look cheap and getting wasted and acting like an idiot starts to look pathetic.

You go through the same emotions and questions over and over and talk with your friends about the same topics because you cannot seem to make a decision. You worry about loans and money and the future and making a life for yourself and while winning the race would be great, right now you’d just like to be a contender! What you may not realize is that everyone reading this relates to it. We are in our best of times and our worst of times, trying as hard as we can to figure this whole thing out

April 25, 2006

Gold Fish














One day on a hot afternoon, an old woman sees a young boy from the neighbouring house, digging a hole in their back yard.

"What doing young man?", asked the old woman.

"Digging a grave. See, my goldfish died n am trying to give it a decent burial", answered the little boy.

"Well, thats a pretty large hole for a gold fish, don't you think so?", asked the old woman.

"Yeah, I know. You see, the hole is large because ma goldfish is in your CAT!!"