September 12, 2012

How much do you trust your child with the househelp?

I was sent this video by a colleague and it turned out to be the most disturbing videos I have watched in a while. I don't have rights to the video but am passing it around for information purposes. Apologies for the graphical nature of the clip.

Parents go to all levels worrying about their children and how safe they are in their homes, schools and play grounds. Rapists, drug dealers, hijackers e.t.al are all around us, so parents know there is need to make sure that they make their homes a safe haven for their children  They even block channels that have PG ratings on their televisions just to lock out channels that might expose their children to things like sex, alcohol and drugs at tender ages.

Parents restrict their children's company to avoid exposure to traits they don't deem fit for the little ones. They look for the best house-helps to take care of the children. That brings up my question, How effective are house-helps in the rightful upbringing of your children. How safe is your child in the hands of the house-helps whether male or female? While you are busy taking all the necessary precautions, the danger is right under your nose.

Watch this video and ask yourself how safe your child is in the hands of the people you trust most around them. It was captured by someone who witnessed a house help doing a horrible act on a child. Consider the fact that this kid could be exposed to STIs including HIV.

Some viewers might find the video too graphical, pardon me for that but information is power and this is important for all parents.




August 24, 2012

Wedding of the year - Apostle Ng'ang'a




Apostle James Maina Ng'ang'a of Neno Evangelism Centre had his wedding featured on Sunday's episode of The Wedding Show, aired on Citizen TV. The apostle wed Loise Murugi, a member of his congregation, believed to be in her 20's. The wedding took place some time last month.

The invites only wedding was one of a kind graced by the high and mighty among them the Vice President Kalonzo Musyoka. Rumour has it that Ngaita is twice as young as the age of Ng’ang’a. Now, two women namely Irene and Tabby have emerged claiming that the man of God fathered their kids.

Pastor Mureithi of House of Grace, Bishop Arthur Kitonga and televangelist Mark Kariuki were among those who came to support Nganga to jump the broom.

Below is a link to the photos for their big day. They were taken by one Ben Kiruthi.

Wedding of the year photos by Ben Kiruthi

August 23, 2012

Marriage Proposal? Prezzo wants to marry Goldie!!!!!!!!




It started as a small fling then to some kind of complicated relationship in the Big Brother House. Everyone noticed how fragile it was, often going on and off at a snap of a finger. Everyone's prediction was "They are headed nowhere". And when they left the house we almost forgot about them.

But the BBA love birds are back at it again. Recently Prezzo traveled to Naija to check on his chic, The First Lady. Not sure if its his chic but, hell it sounds nice addressing her like that. He announced his interest in Goldie publicly because they both met publicly in the Big Brother house but this was after he apologized to the Nigerians for the way he treated Goldie earlier in the house; adding that he is ready to do whatever it takes to make her his Mrs.

In his own words 


"I was not able to express all my feelings to Goldie in the house due to paranoia and I am ready to come and fight for a prize that worth it and that will make me a real winner…"

There you go. Our Prince is smitten. And he has traveled to the Far Far Away Land to whisk away his Princess. Am happy for them. 

Prezzo and Golgie, if you love each other, then nothing else matters

@JadeJela



July 5, 2012

Funny Tech Support

This is by far the funniest Tech Support stand-up ave watched



I hope you enjoy it and if you don't. UPGRADE YOURSELF as instructed above!!!!!!




@JadeJela



July 2, 2012

BBA Nominations - Day 57


Kenyan Housemates


Big Brother nominations were held today and housemates including the the four who four who were moved to UpVille as a surprise from Biggie. In a twisted and nasty turn of events, 6 housemates are up for possible eviction this week. 


Lady May gunnered the most nominations most probably because of her cold nature towards other housemates. She bagged 5 nominations in total. Uganda's Kyle had 3 nominations and Prezzo, Goldie, Junia and Kegan all tied on 2 nominations each.


Prezzo surprisingly nominated Goldie. This seems to seal their fate as a couple. Keagan also nominated Junia siting indifferences from the beginning. I guess we just have to wait for Biggie's final word on this. 


@JadeJela


May 28, 2012

Gamarjobat - Amazing Comedy Duo



This is by far the best acts I have watched online. These guyz got me going. Perfected art



May 18, 2012

How to know she is not the one




This is how you know she is not the one...


1. She puts sugarcane in fruit salad
2. She has a nyahunyo in her handbag.
3. Instead of saying goodnight babe, she says "strong mtu wangu"
4. She introduces you to her pals as "huyu ni chali wa me".
5. Her legs are more hairy than yours.
6. She eats her toe nails & calls it pedicure.
7. She sleeps in a bamburi cement T-shirt.
8. Wrestling is her favorite tv show.
9. When u ask her how she is doing she replies "hakuna wow wow"
10. You tell her how much you love & treasure her... that she is your sweetheart.. she replies "WAZI WAZI MSEE WANGU, HAINA PRESSURE", ama hakuna mbbbrrrrrrcha!





May 9, 2012

God is Watching You




  • You buy panties at Muthurwa market you come to Facebook and write "I love Victoria Secrets" #GodIsWatchingYou
  • Eating Ugali with the smell of your neighbour's soup and updating **Enjoying my Shawarma"  #GodIsWatchingYou
  • Heading to your shags and stranded at Machakos Country bus and you update "Flight Delayed" #GodIsWatchinYou
  • You are drinking Flying Horse and Yokozuna yet you update "Johnny Walker on the rock" #GodIsWatchingYou
  • You added in your education ati you studied ABROAD yet you dont even have a passport  #GodIsWatchingYou
  • You traveled from Ocha to town and you update *****I love travelling the world*** pssht!!  #GodIsWatchingYou
  • You use rubber bands to hold your phone yet you update *** I just love my Samsung Galaxy** #GodIsWatchingYou
  • Hakunanga stima kwenu but wen there are no lights in the estate, you are the first to update, "Damn KPLC or F*#k KPLC  #GodIsWatchingYou
  • You are home watching Inspekta Mwala, you update "At Nakumatt Galleria watching The Hangover 4" (which has never is not yet out)..remember #GodIsWatchingYou
  • Your boyfriend has left your house on a boda boda and you update "Drive carefully boo" #GodIsWatchingYou
  • You know nothing about football but if Chelsea beats Barcelona you update ....... "Blues 4eva!" #GodIsWatchingYou
  • Your mum sells Kerosene and your Dad sells Palm oil and you update on Facebook "My parents are into Oil and Gas now" You know  #GodIsWatchingYou
  • You don't even have DSTV and you updating "BBA just started" ...  #GodIsWatchingYou
  • Your boyfriend buys underwear for you and another guy is taking them off  #GodIsWatchingYou
  • You borrow your friend BB just to update status Via Blackberry #Godiswatching u
  • You are in a room apartment with your 7siblings & parents watching black and white Tv and you update ..**Chillimg in my crib****  #GodIsWatchingYou
  • You just finished 4th round and tweeted **the Lord is my strength**  #GodIsWatchingYou
  • You go to KFC to use their toilets then you update **Chilling at KFC** #GodIsWatchingYou  
  • Your parents wanted a kid for 10yrs and you came. They named you Blessing. You changed it to **Hotshizzle**  #GodIsWatchingYou
  • You update I love u boo and only u..and 25guys replied privately "Thanx luv"  #GodIsWatchingYou


Man stuck after being caught with someone's wife

Holy Molly!!!!


April 30, 2012

Movies Translated in Kiswahili


#MoviesTranslatedInSwahili ~ @JadeJela



  • Mission Impossible - Hauwes Mek
  • The God Father - Papa Shirandula
  • Final Destination - Umefiika Rongai?
  • Gone in 60 Seconds - Umeona Kanjo
  • Two and a half men - Uhuru Ruto na Sang
  • The transporter - beba beba
  • Desperate Housewives - mabibi wa Nyeri




April 18, 2012

Africa's best puppeteer

This is by far the best puppeteer ever. This guy literally brings the puppets to life. OMG. Uploaded to YouTube by my friend Rebizz. Watch this!!!



April 13, 2012

Yoga for Wine Lovers ~ Funny

I was just going through YouTube and found an amazing video. Gives some insight on how to drink wine adn same time not lose out on your Yoga exercise. Enjoy



April 12, 2012

Mesmerizing


I love the art and sense of style in his moves. This guy know what he does and he has mastered it to the bone. Clean and clear. No mistakes. The frequent slow motions give you and insight of exact moves made. I just love it

Pauline Jela. 2nd Anniversary

Its two years today since you left us. Our hearts still bleed at the thought that you are no longer with us. The memory of dedicated Doctors and Nurses trying to resuscitate you, are fresh in my mind. We know you are in a great and way better place right now. And that you are watching over us. We celebrate you and will forever cherish the memories you shared with us. We The Jela Family love and miss you dearly. You are the best thing that ever happened to us. R.I.P Pauline Jela. Till we meet again darling, till we meet again

April 5, 2012

Protect your valuables

It is very important to protect your valuables regardless of the circumstances at hand. This video of Chinese boxers demonstrates exactly how.


April 4, 2012

Added to an offending list in Twitter? Don't worry


Here are the steps

1. Click on the twitter list that you’ve been listed on.

2. Click on the user/twitterer that created that list

3. Click BLOCK

4. Click UNBLOCK

5. Done! Check your twitter list and you’re not in the “stupid mustaches” or list that you don’t want anymore.

However there are some things that you need to know, blocking and unblocking will cause both of you to unfollow each other on twitter. That means you won’t be following them and they won’t be follow you anymore.

From: AskAaronLee.Com

March 26, 2012

How to insert symbols in Facebook status or Twitter



How do I insert music notes or hearts into my Facebook or Twitter status?

There are two ways…

1) Copy ASCII symbols from here (copy paste them directly)

♥ – heart
♫ – Two musical notes
♪ – One musical note
☺ – white smiley face
☻ – black smiley face
☼ – sunshine

2) Make them yourself!

This works for some people and not for others, but each of these characters can be typed on your keyboard using the ‘alt’ button. Make sure you ‘Num Lock’ is on because you are typing using the number side!

Next, hold down ‘alt’ and press type the following:

Hold ‘alt’ then type 1 -☺ (white smiley face symbol)
Hold ‘alt’ then type 2 -☻(black smiley face symbol)
Hold ‘alt’ then type 3 – ♥ (heart symbol)
Hold ‘alt’ then type 4 – ♦ (diamond symbol)
Hold ‘alt’ then type 5 – ♣ (clubs symbol)
Hold ‘alt’ then type 6 – � (black diamond with question mark)
Hold ‘alt’ then type 7 – • (round bullet)
Hold ‘alt’ then type 8 – ◘ (block with white circle)
Hold ‘alt’ then type 9 – ○ (unfilled white circle)
Hold ‘alt’ then type 10 – ◙ (block with filled white circle)
Hold ‘alt’ then type 11 – ♂ (man symbol)
Hold ‘alt’ then type 12 – ♀ (woman symbol)
Hold ‘alt’ then type 13 – ♪ (One music note)
Hold ‘alt’ then type 14 – ♫ (Two music notes)
Hold ‘alt’ then type 15 – ☼ (sunburst)
Hold ‘alt’ then type 16 – ► (black triangle pointing right)
Hold ‘alt’ then type 17 – ◄ (black triangle pointing left)
Hold ‘alt’ then type 18 – ↕ (up and down arrows)
Hold ‘alt’ then type 19 – ‼ (bang bang, or two exclamation points…it’s one character)
Hold ‘alt’ then type 20 – ¶ (paragraph symbol)